I just made the most inhuman noise
WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’oh my god
it’s funny because ants in actuallity can’t see very well and rely on a scent line left by other ants to make their way back. if that line is obstructed, they wait for another ant to come along and lay out an alternate route.
I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo
LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK
I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.
can you paint with all the colors of the wind
alright picasso calm down
Excuse my nostalgia
Warheads have a pH rating of 1.3
Battery Acid has a rating of 1.
delicious though they are.
instead of worrying about how many followers you have, pretend that’s what year it is. 1942 followers? congratulations it’s world war II. 306? wow, constantine just became the leader of the roman empire. More than 2014? incredible you’re in the future
i think this is my fav
i think this is also my 4th time reblogging it
best post ever
reblog every time
i used this quote in my english essay and got bonus points holla @ me